Too
cowardly to confront my anxieties, I had life’s
black comedy explained to me by the Comedian
himself. [He] opened my eyes. Only the best
comedians accomplish that.
—Adrian
Veidt, in Alan Moore’s Watchmen
While
the odds are firmly stacked against comics genius
Alan Moore ever having met the late comedic genius
Bill Hicks (1961-1994), the above still seems a
fitting epigraph to Hicks’ career, his personality,
his ideas, and most importantly, his genuine concern
for his fellow human beings. Moore’s character of
the Comedian has ties with the best tradition of
stand-up social satirists like Lenny Bruce, George
Carlin, Richard Pryor, and (though unintentional)
Bill Hicks; not only in their cutting sarcasm and
truthful attitudes, but the duality and essential
ambiguities of their personal lives.
Hicks’
comedy is a divisive proposition. His unrelenting,
no-bullshit attitude is viewed by fans as a man
whose contempt for "harmless" stand-up
forced him to tell the brutally honest, painful,
ugly truth at all times. To the uninitiated, however,
this same attitude is easily viewed as excessive
negativity and endless contempt for his fellow
man; much in the same way that many jazz fans, upon
hearing avant-garde tenor saxophonist Albert Ayler
for the first time, simply dismissed his music as
noise.
To
both camps, Hicks seems to see the world through
a shit-colored lens, and is able to laugh at the
incredible stupidity, absurdity, and rampant egomania
running loose in his America. This ability to take
in all the horror, all the stupidity, all the fear
and deception he saw and alchemically turn it into
comedy gold makes you either love or hate the man
and his work—it is inevitable that you will laugh
along with him and get riled up with him and understand
the cosmic joke that is the universe with him, or
you will feel insulted by him and get riled up at
him and resent the misanthropy and negativity you
perceive to be embodied by him.
The
video division of Rykodisc recently released Hicks’
legendary Sane
Man
performance on DVD. The set is a revelation for
Hicks fans, and a great starting point for those
who are simply curious about his work. Filmed in
Austin, Texas in 1989, Sane
Man
presents Hicks at the height of his powers. He stalks
the stage back and forth like a recently-uncaged
tiger, sparing his audience no mercy in terms of
the sensitive subjects he riffs on or the verbal
beatdown they receive should they catch his ire
in passing.
The
title of the film, it should be noted, was Hicks’
idea for a superhero. Sane Man wasn’t the type of
hero who needed a ridiculous costume or an excess
of gadgets or even a superpower to fight what Hicks
saw as Crime. Bedecked in jeans and a T-shirt bearing
his name and the infinity symbol (whose cosmic implications
of rebirth and of time having a cyclical nature
are themes that would resonate throughout his work),
Hicks’ hero did what he felt a real superhero should
do—educate people about the way the world truly
works, so that there would not even be a need
for crime.
Some
might say this is a hopelessly naive, pie-in-the-sky
attitude that doesn’t jive with the doom and gloom
of most of his comedy. Indeed, some of his fans
dismiss the rare ray of hopeful sunshine that occasionally
penetrates the cloud. As a Swiss fan (identified
only as “Robert from Zürich”) expresses in response
to an article on the BBC website: “I find his ‘spiritual’
stuff trite and simplistic—I find myself thinking,
‘Come on, Bill, you're smart enough to say something
more interesting than that.’ But he is still Great.”
What
many people don’t know (or if they do know, have
a hard time believing) is that Hicks insisted that
his comedy came from his love of humanity. Many
of his comedian friends—who are the closest resource
we have to learn about the man, in absence of a
wife or progeny—say that Hicks saw himself as a
Christ-like figure, someone who would and could
change human actions and attitudes with an overwhelming
message of love.
In
the UK, where Hicks’ comedy caught on much faster
and was met with far less audience hostility, their
Channel 4 produced a TV biography of Hicks called
“It’s Just A Ride” (available on the other Bill
Hicks DVD release by Rykodisc, Bill Hicks Live
[2004], which also features his standout performances filmed
in Chicago, Montreal, and London). It contains
some telling testimonials from contemporaries about
Hicks’ real goals with his comedy, his desire to
enlighten his audience rather than browbeat them.
Comedian Brett Butler states explicitly that Hicks
wanted to be Jesus. “Bill wanted to save us all,”
she says.
But
Hicks’ desire to raise his audience’s consciousness,
to show his unbridled love for all of humanity,
to really, honestly, work toward saving the
human race, was not practiced in a manner that could
be called “pragmatic.”
“I
love you all, and you know that,” Hicks states toward
the end of the extended version of the Sane Man
performance. An audience member can clearly be heard
immediately afterward saying, “Do you?” with an
incredulity in his voice that illustrates how Hicks’
work alienated many, probably those who needed to
listen most. Hicks’ stated message of love can seem
tacked-on, a footnote to a solid hour of unceasing
vitriol and contempt for his audience, the entire
American South, the dogma and machinery of organized
religion, the state, the flag, the soldiers who
fight for it, politicians and other leaders, women,
“family values,” and everything else the bulk of
Middle America holds sacred. If you aren’t paying
real attention (or choose not to pay attention),
it’s easy, then, to identify with this disembodied
questioner, to simply wonder aloud, “Well, then,
why don’t you show it once in a while?”
Hicks
railed against the anti-intellectual climate so
prevalent in the Reagan/Bush I era (a climate which
seems to be on the upswing again in our own) to
the degree that he seems almost desperate and compulsive
in his diatribes against chosen ignorance. A telling
anecdote early on in his performance illustrates
Hicks’ very real hatred for stupidity, sloth, satisfaction
with the status quo, and having no aspirations beyond
what life has handed to you:
I
was in Nashville, Tennessee last week and after
the show I went to a Waffle House, right? And
I’m sitting there eating, and I’m reading a
book—I don’t know anybody, I’m alone—I’m eating,
and I’m reading a book, and this waitress just
comes over—‘Whatchu readin’ for?’ I thought
‘Wow, I’ve never been asked that.’ Not what
am I reading, but what am I reading for?
Well, goddammit, you stumped me. I guess
I read for a lot of reasons, but the main one
is so that I don’t end up being a fuckin’ waffle
waitress. Yeah, that’d be real high on the list.
And then this trucker in the next booth gets
up, stands over me, and goes ‘Well ... looks
like we got ourselves a reader.’ What
the fuck’s going on? It’s like I walked into
a Klan rally in a Boy George costume or something.
Am I stepping out of some intellectual closet
here? I read. There, I said it. I feel better.
Hicks
hated what he thought of as “safe” comedy, and predictably
his desire to avoid “safe” jokes and routines about
“safe” subjects eventually made him a pariah in
the entertainment industry at large (David Letterman
claims that he loved Hicks and kept trying to give
him “breaks,” but was finally “overruled” by NBC—infamously
cutting him entirely from an episode of “Late Night”),
and often even with his audiences.
“I
feel like a UFO,” he tells the Austin crowd early
on, in one of the most memorable bits that he would
repeat throughout his career, “because just like
UFOs, I too am appearing in small, Southern towns
in front of handfuls of hillbillies. And just like
UFOs, these hillbillies find me equally incomprehensible.”
Any
good rhetorician, public speaker, philosopher, or
politician can tell you that the quickest way to
get people to stop listening to you is by insulting
them. And insulting his audience was unfortunately
(and unfairly) one of Hicks’ best-known characteristics,
as easily identifiable as Gilbert Gottfried’s trademark
screech or David Cross’ slightly nasal, low-key
but biting sarcasm.
Hicks
pulls no punches on the Austin crowd—calling one
woman who has a less-than-stellar view of his routine
a “schizophrenic ventriloquist bitch,” spending
a good five minutes making fun of a young guy in
the front row who is wearing sunglasses in a nightclub
(though it should be said that this segment is both
fall-down hilarious and eye-poppingly incisive),
and berating a man who “only” smokes a pack of cigarettes
daily as, “A little puss. Why don’t you just put
a skirt on and swish around for us? I go through
two lighters a day, dude.”
Hicks’
obsession with smoking, his last vice after he quitting
drugs and drinking, occupies such a huge part of
his routines that it’s impossible not to note the
irony of his all-too-premature death from pancreatic
cancer in February of 1994. He bore nothing but
anger for non-smokers, or at least the preachy ones,
and when assuming the non-smoker persona he would
roll his eyes into the back of his head and affect
a "stupid voice,” not unlike one used on the
playground by every grade-schooler. His hatred for
those who would tell him how to live his life, those
who would tell him what he could and couldn’t put
in his body, is palpable, and plays a strong role
in not only his routines about smoking but those
relating to drug and alcohol use as well.
His
probably facetious love for the aura of “coolness”
surrounding smoking led him to play fast and loose
with the very real and very dire consequences of
tobacco use, and as he tells his hometown audience,
“I’m willing to die seven years before my time just
so I can be cool every last fuckin’ day. I’ll smoke,
I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumours, I’ll die. Deal?”
The
universe seemed all to willing to accept this deal,
though cancer would ultimately take a lot more than
seven years off of his life.
Later
on in the routine, Hicks expresses a bit of discomfort
with and worry about glorifying cigarettes in his
act. “I’ve got this big fear of doing smoking jokes
in my act, right? Showing up five years from now,
going (puts microphone to throat in imitation of
voicebox), ‘Good evening, everybody. Remember me?
Smoking’s bad.’”
Five
years after he made that joke, he would be in a
much worse situation than merely needing a tracheotomy
and smoking through a stoma in his neck; he would
sadly be dead, cut down years before his time.
It
is this sense of tragedy, coupled with the shining
wit and understanding and self-righteous anger and
loathing for all things stupid that have led some
to reexamine Hicks’ work. Some feel that Hicks was
no better than many other unrecognized comedians,
and simply by virtue of his dying young he has been
prematurely canonized, his work put on a pedestal
more by virtue of his life story than by the power
of the comedy itself. In a BBC News Magazine
article titled, “Bill Hicks: Why All The Fuss, Exactly?”
writer Brendan O’Neill illustrates just such a view:
Some of his fans go so far as to talk
about Hicks with religious awe, describing him
as some kind of latter-day Jesus. Hicks certainly
had some good gags and excellent comic timing—but
is all of this posthumous fuss justified?
For the UK comedy writer Timandra Harkness,
it is not the strength of Hicks' comedy that
explains his long-lasting appeal. "The
videos I have seen of Hicks show somebody who
was charismatic, angry, witty—in
other words, a talented comedian. But he was
not necessarily greater than others, including
some who are still working today.
"His unique status seems to stem
from the fact that he died tragically young,
and therefore retains the seductive perfume
of unfulfilled promise. It's the Princess Diana
syndrome," says Harkness.
Indeed,
Hicks’ star has done nothing but rise since his
death: he is name-checked by pop groups from Radiohead
to Tool, serves as an inspiration to many comedians
who bear ill will toward the status quo, and even
had a play about him, “Bill Hicks: Slight Return,”
staged in Edinburgh to much critical acclaim. While
one might question the ethics of an actor and writer
creating a bunch of new material in Hicks’ style,
learning Hicks’ mannerisms, dressing up as Hicks
and then pretending to be him onstage—essentially
appending Hicks’ name (without cooperation of his
estate) to what amounts to the writer’s own work
and presenting and selling it as Hicks—the influence
on today’s comics is undeniable.
But
for all the posthumous acclaim Hicks receives, there’s
a strong argument that other, less-talented comedians
have profited even more from Hicks’ life and work.
Accusations of grave-robbing Hicks’ material have
been slung at everyone from George Carlin to Dennis
Leary, but it is the latter whose outright theft
is most odious.
Leary’s
1993 HBO special and comedy album No Cure For
Cancer shows a man living in Hicks’ shadow,
feasting on the material of someone both funnier
and lesser-known than himself. In a sick twist of
irony, it is almost to Hicks’ benefit that he died
so young; had he been alive today, toiling away,
his eventual recognition may have seen him dogged
with accusations of stealing from Leary!
There
is a tendency in many people to side with the underdog,
and no one wants to speak ill of the dead, so siding
with Hicks on the matter of who did what material
first is almost a reactionary and reflexive move.
However, an examination of the evidence Ryko presents
on Sane Man undeniably sways things in Hicks’
favour: he did routines about the same material,
in the same style, often with the same punchline,
at least a full four years before Leary’s “comedic
salvo." And while Leary can be entertaining
as an actor (his portrayal of a burglar-cum-kidnapper
in 1994’s The Ref is actually pretty funny,
and his recent turn in a dramatic role on the firefighter
series, “Rescue Me,” is also convincing), the simple
fact of his having stolen material from a dead man
will forever damn him in the eyes of many.
There
are several instances on No Cure where Leary
simply recycles old Hicks bits; slightly reworded,
of course. Leary’s line, “We live in a country where
John Lennon took six bullets in the chest.... Yoko
was standing right beside him, not one bullet,”
is a dead echo of Hicks’ rant on the same subject—“The
fact that we live in a world where John Lennon was
murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out
albums.... Man, if you’re gonna kill somebody, have
some fuckin’ taste. I’ll drive you to Kenny Rogers’
house.”
Hicks’
commentary on the death of jogging guru Jim Fixx
would be ripped off by Leary in the same routine.
Consider Hicks, in 1989: “Keith Richards outlived
Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens.
You remember Jim Fixx? This human cipher used to
write books on jogging. Now, what do you fuckin’
write about jogging? ‘Right foot, left foot, faster,
faster, oh hell, I dunno, go home, shower.’ Pretty
much covers the jogging experience, I do believe.
Then this doofus goes out and has a heart attack
and dies.... while jogging. There is a God.
‘Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.’”
And
Leary, 1993: “Hey, I’ve got two words for you, okay?
Jim Fixx. Remember Jim Fixx, the big, famous jogging
guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day, did a jogging book,
did a jogging video, and dropped dead of a massive
heart attack ... when? When he was fuckin’ jogging,
that’s right!”
Leary’s
material about how Elvis should have died young
so we’d remember him handsome and thin and at the
height of his powers, his ranting and raving about
being constrained by non-smokers, his hatred of
Barry Manilow, his “stupid voice” used when impersonating
non-smokers and parents worried about heavy metal
suicides, his bit about tracheotomy voiceboxes,
his concern that, “We always shoot the wrong guy,”
his material about how we need to get drugs in the
hands of the right people: Hicks, Hicks, Hicks,
Hicks, Hicks, Hicks, and Hicks. At this point in
his career, Dennis Leary was simply Bill Hicks done
in a more annoying voice, with less-clever punchlines
and more shouting. Leary’s irritatingly speedy delivery
can perhaps be read as more than simply trying to
pack the most jokes into the least time—maybe he
thought that if he threw Hicks’ material out there
fast enough, no one would notice it wasn’t Leary’s
own.
Many
of Hicks’ fans share this contempt toward Leary.
Consider this anecdote from Amy of the “After Ophelia”
blog:
You
can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored
coffee! They got mochaccino, they got chocaccino,
frappaccino, rappaccino, Al Pacino, what the
fuck?! (Denis Leary)
I
sold Denis Leary a frappachino and a bottle
of water once (we had plenty of hot "coffee-flavored
coffee" available). Two years ago I was
working at a Mobil station, and a tall man in
black jeans, a tan jacket, and a pair of mirrored
sunglasses came in and went over to the cooler.
It was after sunset, so the sunglasses seemed
odd. He came over to the counter and put the
bottle of water and the frappachino (I didn't
notice the flavor, but they don't come in "coffee")
in front of me. I rang up the items, and turned
to say the total. I stopped short when I looked
up at him, because I realized the customer was
Denis Leary. Not just some guy who looked like
Leary, but really him. In awe, I barely squeaked
out the price. “How much?” he questioned sharply,
and his voice confirmed his identity. I repeated
the price, he gave me three dollar bills, and
I handed him his change. He left.
Since
then, I have listened to Bill Hicks. I wish
I had heard Hicks prior to my Leary moment.
Because if I had (and I had the necessary balls),
I could have said—“Wow, that's really strange.
Last week I sold the same exact thing to a guy
that looked just like Bill Hicks.”
Hicks’
observation that, “We live in a world where good
men are murdered and mediocre hacks thrive,” is
rendered all the more poignant by Leary’s theft.
But for all the posthumous canonization Hicks has
received, he remains, like every human, a proposition
neither black nor white. He was a great, insightful,
funny comedian, devastatingly witty, bitingly ironic,
deeply spiritual, filled to bursting with both love
and hate for his fellow humans. The high esteem
many hold his comedy in gives them license to overlook
his flaws: his sometimes tiring negativity, his
seeming misogyny, his defense of drunk drivers,
his homophobia, his self-righteousness, and his
willingness to attack people he barely knew for
their beliefs, should they be different from his.
Although, if you pay closer attention, many of those
seeming “flaws” can easily be chocked up to Hicks’
profound affection for the facetious, the absurd,
and complex self-deprecation.
Perhaps
the ultimate irony to Hicks’ career is that as hard
as he worked to raise people's consciousness about
the absurdity, shallowness, and hollow materialism
of American culture during his time, very little
has changed. Were he to somehow make it back to
earth from that Big Gig In The Sky, he wouldn’t
even have to write much in the way of new material,
he’d just have to switch some of the names. Tiffany
becomes Britney Spears, George Michael—Clay Aiken.
His jokes about Bush, the “War On Drugs,” and the
Iraq war wouldn’t need a single word changed.
There
are two ways to read this situation: that Hicks’
struggle was ultimately a failure, and that all
his ranting and raving and hatred and vitriol and
contempt and, yes, love, was for nought;
or that we need Hicks’ comedy now more than ever.
For the sake of the man’s memory, and my own hope
for the human race, I’ll stand firm with the latter.
That this house notes with
sadness the 10th anniversary of the death of Bill Hicks, on February 26th,
1994, at the age of 33; recalls his assertion that his words would be
a bullet in the heart of consumerism, capitalism and the American Dream; and
mourns the passing of one of the few people who may be mentioned as being
worthy of inclusion with Lenny Bruce in any list of unflinching and painfully
honest political philosophers.
—Stephen Pound MP,
Parliamentary House of Commons
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